Announcing the ONE MILLION DOLLAR Alok Vaid-Menon Challenge

Nonwhite people didn’t know what a woman was? Explain

Alok Vaid-Menon, they/them cross-dressing model and explainer of how kinky little girls can be, told their Instagram audience yesterday that “woman” was invented by white colonialists during the Age of Discovery.

Which is weird, because Vaid-Menon is a child of exactly two South Asian immigrants who must have made Alok in the usual way. One presumes that they both resulted from long lines of ancestors, all created through sexual reproduction. 


Alok is “anti-racist,” too, which is also weird, because I cannot conceive of a more racist idea than this one. Nonwhite people somehow lacked an understanding of reproductive sex before a helpful white man showed up to explain what a woman was? Really? 

It’s true that every society dresses the two sexes up differently, that gendered rulesets differ across cultures. However, there has never been a society that lacked an understanding of the two sexes, or their roles in reproduction. Humans developed this understanding about a million years ago in the Rift Valley and never forgot it. Awareness of sex predates the invention of language and the spread of humans out of Africa.

I think Alok needs to explain they/themselves a bit further. So today, I am issuing a ONE MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE to they/them.

If Alok can submit a body of literature, including multiple peer reviewed studies, demonstrating a broad consensus of the entire evolutionary biology and scientific academic community in agreement that the dimorphic biology of human reproduction never existed among nonwhite peoples before 1492, Gender Heretics will give they/them ONE MILLION DOLLARS, payable in cash or to the gender identity charity of they/their choice. Note that a Nobel Prize will probably follow such a world-changing achievement as well.

This is a serious offer to Alok. If they/them are able to prove that human sexual dimorphism was absent in nonwhite peoples to the satisfaction of genuine scientists who understand human biology, and Gender fails to pay out, Alok has the right to sue for breach of contract and anticipatory repudiation.

Not that I am holding my breath as I wait, of course. I’m sure Alok is far too busy being an educated expert on more important matters, such as how little girls are super-kinky. 

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Former progressive activist declared heretic by his former movement for refusing to believe that "woman" is a costume or a feeling and recognizing male pattern behavior as male even when it wears lipstick and high heels. Just because you hate something I say does not make it hate speech.
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